segunda-feira, 30 de janeiro de 2012

Knock Knock, Fuck Off !

What do you say to the annoying Jehovah Witnesses that come knocking on your door?

Don't say a word! Act delighted to see them, then hug them....long, tender embraces. Then start kissing their necks as I hold them close.

They usually don't show up again after that.


You are welcome! 

 Naked people and a magic tree

"It’s silly if it weren’t so tragic, but alas, it is both silly and tragic, which is why everyone likes to laugh when people make fun of religion because a) it stimulates endorphins or whatever d b) it needs to be done as long as religious sociopaths want to impose their medieval will on law-abiding, consenting adults in our constitutionally secular republic."

 I mean, who the Fuck! still believes in these two? Think about it. You can choose between a scientific proven fact and two naked persons a talking snake and a magic tree, for "god" sake!!

I'm gonna do an animation about this... This afternoon, expect 2 naked stick figures, that may or may not have their genital covered... Haven't decided yet...

Adam is the one wearing the plants in this family :)
What? Too much muscle? I'll give Eve an extra something ;)

domingo, 29 de janeiro de 2012

"Christian belief in the resurrection of Jesus states that Jesus returned to bodily life on the third day following his death by crucifixion. It is a key element of Christian faith and theology and part of the Nicene Creed: "On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures"."

 I think I have the script for the next animation :)

Am I only one who feels the need to make fun of Scientology? I mean, an invisible, unprovable god is one thing... But aliens? I mean, really Tom? That's what you are going with?

For those who don't know much about Scientology let me try and explain in the most simple way possible:

-Created by a Science Fiction Writter
-We each have an inner spirit (Thetan)
-And a population of Thetans were banned to earth by a Extraterrestrial named Xenu
-The Thetans were imprisoned in human bodies
-Every time a human dies this force, moves on to a baby that was just born (sort of reincarnation)
-Thetans have god like powers but he cant use them
-And only through what Scientology calls "Auditing" can we obtain those powers back
-Each "Auditing" session can cost up to 1000USD per hour!!! The treatment lasts years...

Only an IDIOT would fall for this scam. Tom Cruise, exhibit A... He thinks he has super Powers, I shit you not...

"when you drive past an accident you know you're the only one that can help"  - Tom Cruise

Watch this interview... It will blow your mind.

To Learn all you need to know and more about Scientology in this video by TheThinkingAtheist.

I need Ideas, I need to make an animation making fun of these idiot that believe in such a scam. I'll make an animated Tom Cruise :D and make him fly xD Idk Help!

Btw, here is Xenu:

"Buddhism is a religion and philosophy encompassing a variety of traditions"

Well, first of all, I wouldn't call it a religion, it's more of a way of life, religion NEEDS A GOD... And Buddha is a not a God, he's a fat guy who achieved nirvana. I'm gonna try and make an animated Buddha, but I need help with a story for him, need something funny and fresh...

Here is a preview of my sketches for Buddha:

New Characters

A Muslim Theist, and Muhammad

I really don't know why won't they let us make Muhammad a face...

"The rule against depicting God and the prophets comes from the Hadith, a collection of sayings and actions attributed to Mohammed. (A few passages in the Quran have been taken to offer oblique support to this notion.) The doctrine has been interpreted in various ways over the centuries. Persian art of the 15th and 16th centuries shows the figure of Mohammed with his face, hands, and feet covered."

You mean like?

If this was on any other part of the world they would be ninjas O.o

Mathematical Joke for Mentally Deficient Theists

It's a funny concept, and theists keep complaining about the mislabeled subsets, and they don't get it's a joke :D They send me messages trying to refute the video by using some kind of mental gymnastic, and in the end of their long explanation, I just say, "It's a joke, get over it" lol