0th Century Zombie
With all of these movies, series and games about zombies ( ZombieLand, Resident Evil, Walking Dead, L4D, Dead Island). I'm pretty sure that everyone has it's own zombie apocalypse safety bag. And my question to Theists was, if Jesus were to come back at this point, wouldn't he be gunned down by nerds? I mean, Jesus is in fact a zombie.
I dare you to come back :D